Attn: All Drivers

Attention All Drivers:

I have noticed that many of you in the Little Rock area like to drive well in excess of the posted speed limits. This includes interstate driving, as well as city driving. Just so you know, the cops will get you. You will be ticketed.

Don't plow through a 25 mph neighborhood at 40mph. This is just STUPID. You WILL eventually be caught. Trust me on this.

Don't completely ignore the posted speeds in a construction zone!!! It is terribly annoying, and occasionally dangerous, when I am going the posted 55mph along I-40 at Levy and you FLY past me at 70+ mph. Do you not understand that they have lowered the speed limit there for a reason? Are you TRYING to kill me and my child? I drive a Mini-Van for a reason.....if I wanted to go fast, I would not have chosen the Sienna!!! PLEASE respect that. Furthermore, driving the speed limit actually helps with your gas mileage. It is CHEAPER to drive the speed limit.

And one more point...when you make an illegal left-hand turn after the light has turned yellow, don't get pissed off at me when you get hit. YOU are the STUPID person that thinks it is wise to ignore the posted traffic signal because you are IMPATIENT!!! Don't you dare have the nerve to blame me if I hit you!

Ok. I feel better now. Until the next time I get in the car, that is.

CMD